Archive for June, 2007

AN ANONYMOUS HERO OF MINE

Friday, June 29th, 2007

HOW TO SPOT A DESPOT

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

The most horrible man I have ever met is an uncle of mine. He inherited the family farm, and while this made him a millionaire several times over, he has not shared a cent with his 6 sisters. He used to beat his sons in front of me, and I could see that he […]

RELOCATION

Saturday, June 16th, 2007

Finally, I have now relocated to a new studio. Readers of Retort Magazine can now stop emailing me asking why Retort has not updated for several weeks. I am now reading submissions again, new material online soon, promise.

STRANGE ADVERTISING

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

Some strange advertising I noticed recently on the trams here in Melbourne. A flooded World? Who gives a damn if your wearing the right clothes. And I don’t even need to comment on the ‘breathing 23’s’ pic.