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A source told this reporter that Bankers might actually be demonic entities. The Source, very close to the Bankers said that the situation was bordering on outright metaphysical. There are fears that the Sources information might be disturbing to some readers. ‘The public has to believe they are safe, that our overlord big brother government will protect them from baddies and bogeymen’ the Source said and called for better public funding of companies that have logos and advertising that recommends specifically that you don’t do something. Pressed further the Source revealed that The Bankers have been creating slavish devotion to money for centuries for either one of the two following reasons. They are either demonic entities,  who despite being beyond rich in that they actually own the machine that prints money, via some biomystic 5th dimensional hocus-pocus create self made slaves who get out of bed every day and go to work just so they can have a place to go to bed to get up for work; or they have been for generations privy to some impending global catastrophe and they are building vast underground bunkers to save themselves, which in effect, due to their lack of compassion for the human beings who will suffer, makes them demonic anyway.

This Reporter learned that Bankers are said to be fine upstanding citizens but thousands of angry suddenly unemployed people would like to meet them in the pub car park one afternoon.

Furthermore, reportedly Government sources said that what we are actually witnessing is a war between Government and Bankers, that Government are using psychological techniques on the public to gain approval for them to take the banks over and implement a new non-Marxist socialist regime based on a paternalistic disapproval for the dependent , and state funded champagne brunches for the well-to-do.  Another Source, close to one of the parliamentary emperors confidants said that if the public really knew how stupid they were they would probably snap out of it and take control for themselves; that there are, after all, many millions more dejected masses than slave owners and that there really is no difference between being sold in to slavery and selling yourself into slavery.

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